Mai Morning Crew

A massive Friday ep as a wild K-Road Mobil incident unfolds, the crew debates who the fittest radio show is, and we call out office dickhead behavior. Plus, kicking off Pubtober! 00:00 - Kia Ora & Friday Kickoff 01:28 - Wild Drama at K-Road Mobil 03:23 - Post-Movie Run & Fittest Radio Show Debate 08:43 - Quiz: If You Don't Know, Now You Know 13:17 - Let's Rank: Pub Phrases & Trivia 17:06 - You're a Dickhead at Work If... 23:33 - Rugby League World Cup & Flag Etiquette 27:17 - How Do You Know a Samoan's Been to Your House? 38:25 - Pubtober Kickoff: Point Chev Bowls Club 41:39 - The Lost Art of Pointing 46:00 - The Court Session 50:18 - The Jinx Hotline Returns Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Shell”. What’s an everything shower?? Tegan’s partner Baylee thought Gingivitis was a name for people with red hair. When did you use the wrong word at the wrong time? I’m here, and you’re there! Let’s get petty. The phrase you shouldn’t use when asking for a payrise. Storme is now a food journo! What’s the dead giveaway you’re a big back? Potatoes in different fonts? What ruined your 8 week challenge? Storme brought shame on his family name. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan’s friend has been casting spells… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Tame”. Where are the worst behaved kids in Aotearoa? Have you ever beaten a professional athlete at something? What do you need a peptide for? How soon have you had babies back to back? What’s the best part of The Lion King? Who hasn’t taken you on a date in ages? Ian Jones joins us to talk about the Bledisloe Cup! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Storme has his take on the best utensil. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Green”. Nickson is playing silly games on the Mai Morning Crew Insta… Nickson’s Dad makes a MEAN muffin. What’s your Dad’s greatest skill? Do you lose mana for doing a haka with an apple watch? Have you ever had a one outs with your inlaws? We wanna visit your local pub! Who are you voting for Mai whanau?? Tegan had the worst start to her morning, can anyone else top her? What Dat Suburb?! What crazy thing is happening in your neighbourhood? People be parachuting off skyscrapers here in Auckland. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs did the most at Nickson’s sausage sizzle… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chicks”. Storme got confused for a Blues player… Nickson has a new skill that doesn’t get enough love. What’s your skill that doesn’t get enough love? I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to get told on from the weekend? Tegs has still got it guys, she got mistaken for being 19! Nickson gets his mates on the phone to see whose been playing silly games with some phone pranks. Who is the greatest Dave of all time?? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Are you still in your TXT 2000 relationship? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Blue”. Any Wahs fans going to the final still? Desch from the Mai Hot 20 is in a movie! Tell us about your famous mate? Do you have a naughty Nana? What silly games have you been up to? Producer Arun calls out the Morning Crew on their bad behaviour from the week in The Court Session. Karaoke Friday is BACK! Olivia Dean Edition. Texts that make you t i n g l e… Should the Uber Driver deliver right to your door in the rain? What Dat Language?? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan had a mare with her Milkrun order. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bobs”. We had the best time at the Chorus Fibre Lab! We play the worlds most dangerous radio game. I’m here, and you’re there! It gets petty today… Tegan realised what it’s like going on a field trip with 2 ADHD people. We get an update on Nickson’s HR meeting… What was the ridiculous reason you got sent to HR? Turns out Tegan can predict the future. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: We go through some of the comments on our Hyrox video. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Geoffs”. Who cracked a joke when you were at your lowest? Storme needs some new hobbies, so Tegs suggests a few for him. What is the best part of the bakery? Nickson is doing a sausage sizzle this weekend. Tegan has the gift of nagging, so we get her to nag your partners for you. We talk to the Hauraki Breakfast show about stealing one of their segments. So naturally we steal another one from a different station. Nickson was running a muck on our companies social media platform. To the point he now has an HR meeting… Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: Is Tat South the most respectable suburb in Tāmaki Makaurau? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Air”. Year Three Times: What are the best songs to come out of 1996? Nickson has started following people on Insta. What are the signs the world is healing? What Dat Suburb?! What’s the weird thing you’ve seen in your suburb? Tegan has the hardest “Would you rather”. We reveal how we went in the Hyrox Challenge. Did we kaka our pants? What’s the tooth fairy paying these days? “We Sigh, We Don’t Cry,” come have a sigh about your partner. Are you using a broom or a vacuum in the bathroom? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Storme was papped queuing up for naughty things at Chemist Warehouse… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Aussie”. We need to get Storme some new hobbies. Wahs fans, what did you do this weekend? Storme got shamed at a shared lunch… Tegs needed to get some new running shorts, and the audacity of some people…. Storme finished his 8 week challenge, and he celebrated by eating everything he could. We’re gonna try and do a hyrox without pooping our pants. What do you wanna blame on daylight savings? John Kirwan joins us on the show to talk about “Mitey” and the “Drive for Five”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Any one hit wonders wanna play the NFL final? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Meta”. We talk to Black Fern Veisinia Mahutariki-Fakalelu about their next game against England this weekend. What do you wanna do when you get skinny? Today is the most common day for birthdays in NZ. The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh. We find out if Storme can actually determine different stores by his sense of smell… What are the work things keeping you up at night? Sarah Hirini joins us on the show! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: How much weight did you put on after your 8 week challenge? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Weight”. Cooper Smith ran 250km straight to raise money for I am hope, so we get him on to talk about this massive feat! What ruined your name? I’m here & you’re there! Storme has another go at being the human calorie counter, this time with Twisties. We try out a rap challenge. Storme reckons he can identify stores just by the smell of them. What do you reckon is the best smelling store? Nickson’s been papped using his burner account. Can you bring an iced coffee to an interview? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Nickson gets deep and shares his feelings. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ken”. Uso vs Bro vs Toko vs Kill vs Mate. What’s the best? What has someone said out loud that made you go “woah woah woah?!” Your go to bunking spots at high school. Channing Tatum has a burner account, do you have one? Taylor Serage joins us to talk about Max vs 100 with Red Bull. Storme gets his final weigh in for the big brown slim down! We test out the human calorie counter. What is the best part of “I will always love you”? We try a new controversial game… What dat accent?! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: It’s been 48 hours since the Wahs loss, how we all feeling whānau? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds”. Nickson’s son Atoa celebrated his first birthday yesterday, and he went to the BOUJEEST place for his bday lunch… How many NZ reps listen to us? What dat suburb! You tell us an out the gate story, we try and guess what suburb it happened in. What would Beauty & The Beast look like if it was set in NZ? What would The Lion King look like if it was set in Samoa? This planet is boring AF… What would make it more interesting? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: If no one likes talking to you, Tegan has some tips. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Balls”. Look, we know the Wahs lost… So we’re opening up the “Wah Wah Line” every hour so you can have a wah. Tegs successfully split the G! What are you adding to your CV? Storme got left out to dry when he was MCing the tennis. I’m telling your Mum! Who do you need to tell on from the weekend? Tegan had her first marae stay over the weekend! What crazy hobby have your parents taken up? Storme was backing Japan to win the Tennis so it would finish early and he could go to the Wahs… What culture do you wish you were apart of? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: What would you remove from human existence? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Kings”. We talk to Mia Anderson from the Black Ferns about their game this weekend. Are you over 30, have no kids but still have milo? You better not talk about my hairline… Nickson can’t stand the smell of fake tan. What’s the smell that triggers you? Mike from Rebel Souljahz joins us on the show to talk about Kingston Calling. Who tf are the LSBs??? The Court Session is back! And it’s Nickson’s first. Lets just say he made the cut more than once… Tegan is doing noho and staying on the marae, but she needs some tips! Martin Devlin is back from South Africa! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Someone is walking around Aotearoa not knowing they’re the smartest person in this country… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Harps”. Who’s the uncle that is not really your uncle? Harry Potter out of context to bamboozle Nickson. I’m here, and you’re there! It’s SAVAGE today. Storme has a motivational poem for the Knights ahead of their game against the Wahs this weekend. Have your parents ever called out your partner for being too ugly? What’s your povo meal? Stan Walker joins us to have a kōrero about his new waiata “Kāinga”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Judge Judy is retiring! That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fish”. Have you ever had to fight for your love like Akon? We try and learn the longest place name in Aotearoa What’s a product that is all sheeiiiit? We talk to Riana Te Ngahue about enrolling to vote. We read out some feedback about the new CRL line. Anyone else faking a 5am run to avoid an awkward morning with a 1 night stand. What is the best part of the first Shrek movie? Paige comes through to talk about new music & give us a acoustic performance. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: New Yorkers are spending too much money on OnlyFans… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Reo”. Nickson and his Wife have started day drinking now their son is at school. Storme LOVES a Tiny Desk performance, and the combos of them. What’s your heavenly combo? What dat suburb! Someone is driving a couch down the road. 5 situations you need to see someone in before dating them. Storme’s body is giving “Computer Server”, what is your body giving? Storme jinxed the Wahs, tell him to SHUSH! Shoutout to these GOATED lollies. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan has reached a new level of lazy… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Losses”. Storme was meant to do content at the Wahs game over the weekend. Lets just say the content consisted of adult fantas… Men are happier when they date younger women? Nickson’s poppa sadly passed away, but before he died he was waiting on someone… I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to be told off from the weekend?? Tegs went to Pak’nSave for the first and last time over the weekend. What gets you overstimulated?? Nickson’s newest artist on his playlist… Someone at Nickson’s local bowls club walked home after the Wahs loss to be in his thoughts… How did you recover from the loss? Someone GOATED said they were proud of Storme. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs has got some kupu Māori for you to use next week. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Trains”. Are you above average when it comes to kissing? Storme has a new game “Follow the Script”! Who was your 2000s crush? We talk about the new iPhone Duo and how we’ll never afford it… Share you Wahs gameday experience… PAINT THE PICTURE! Taylor Serage will be versing THE Max Verstappen in the Red Bull Max vs 100! So we see if she’s up to the challenge. Tegs loves to take things slow…. How do you take it slow in your life? The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh is BACK! Where Producer Arun calls the team out on their mishaps from the week. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks PHONE If you’re a parent, Tegs has a hack for you to try The new iphone just got uncovered… what are we thinking about it? Storme is being reported to the PARU POLICE. Ain’t no way he’s doing this at restaurants I’m here, you’re there Shay doesn’t believe in closure… Which flav of Raro was the best? Asking the hard hitting questions this morning Tegs is a changes guy, she walking around Ben10 right now and she proud of it Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora to the Darlings! Prod. Shay coming through to deliver you your podcast. Much love ❤️ - Shay wants to know what we're doing about GTA 6!? - Women are trading in their dating 'norms' to invest more in an emotional platonic friendship. - Shay has oversold herself, and she can't escape the inevitable. - Storme took 'Mr. Think-About-It' to get boil-up ingredients. - Storme is morphing into the girlies the more he's with Tegz & Prod. Shay. - Sleep for dinner? - The WAH's just gained another fan! (s/o to Tracey) - Are you a Jedi at heart? Storme has your ideal location. Stay blessed, stay safe! we run it back tomorrow - BLEHHH!

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs has got some healthy relationship tips for ya! That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Police” How are you cooking up your boilup? What do you have that everyone wants but you’ve had enough of? You only have to pay $350 a month for rent, but you live in a retirement village… Are you taking the cheap rent? What would be on your suburbs flag? Shay has a PSA for sperm donors… Storme reveals what dat sound is! My partner keeps… Fill the blanks! Geeks unanonymous! Call through and tell us why you’re a geek! Stan Walker comes through for a kōrero about “Family Tree”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Why can’t we let Tegs suffer in silence? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Les’” You get $200mill, but your sis goes to jail for 12 months… What you doing?? Storme can’t give massages, what can’t you do and why? Tegan tries to name all 50 US states, can she do it? Anyone you need to tell on from the weekend? It’s time to TELL THEIR MUM! Do we think the Skytower is “full fat” or “low carb”? It’s Tegan & her partners anniversary… So we ask you Mai whānau to shoutout your partners on air <3 Storme wants to define the skuxx era… Shay’s version of Chipmunks was the Manukau Food Court, what was yours?? BEWARE OF THESE SCAMS! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds” Ray & Eden from the brand new True Love on the show for a yarn Fathers Day is this Sunday, what reminds you of your Dad? Randy was supposed to cook for a client video yesterday and he wasn’t very good at it…why are you single? The very first MMC COURT SESSION!!!! We create a nickname for anyone called Eugene Big back maths How to know if you are in the wrong career Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “House” Storme’s wife received the strangest compliment from her doctor. Bars in songs that go HARD for no reason! How are you picking up people? I’m here, you’re there IS BACK! The director of Lomu - Vea Mafile’o joins us on the show! Storme’s wife was a little too shy to ask for help after she hurt herself, and honestly fair enough. We attempt the flyover from the South Africa vs All Blacks game in Cape Town. Storme tries out some reo tongue twisters on us. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Stans” What is the most common teacher gift? All Gen Z’s are taking more sick days than other generations (can confirm this as a Gen Z) Which movie do you know 99%? Storme brings a very suss sound to the show…you have to guess what it is Ladies…what are we blaming on our period? A security guard is playing silly games with a cucumber Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fathers” Tegan has some hopeful math for you. We talk to Brady Rush about the Northland Taniwhas win to retain the Ranfurly shield. What’s the biggest thing you’ve won? What dat suburb is back! How much should you gift at a wedding? Tegan’s running photo got her back on her haerenga. What room were you not expected to be in? Some children’s shows have some interesting real life implications… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “numbers” What’s on Teg’s feed at the moment? Our sports specialist Martyn Devlin was going to give us a live update from South Africa… but he wasn’t quite up to it … Court is now in session I’m telling your mum on you, who are you dobbing in? Strome vs Lanai vs the bins pt123123149 The greatest rivalry is going down atm. What is your greatest rivalry? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bots” Tegs had a holy shit I'm 30 moment. Is Sione the only person who had Knowing You by Jamoa Jam at their wedding? Tegs just cracked 200 days in a row on Duolingo! So we tested her Spanish. IRD is open for feedback at the moment and Nickson is drafting up an email. The top 5 lunchbox snacks when we were kids, and checking out what kids these days get. How do you know an islander manages a retail store?

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Rons” Storme thinks he has a celebrity doppelganger. Tegs fully misread the room, twice. We talk through heaven's hottest collabs and the artists we gotta enjoy while they're here. Tegs had a million dollar app idea that she never got going. What's your gameday superstition? A new personality type just dropped.

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Dolls” The Taniwhas have dropped a banger after their big Ranfurly Shield win. Why Storme is going to hell. Brayden got an apology from The Rock. What's something you thought only happened in movies? Shay had her car stolen by a workmate. Test running out What Dat Car game. A tribute to the great Dolly Parton!

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Cards” Would you rather eat with a fussy eater or someone that forgets their wallet? We go through restaurants that you miss more than your ex. Are sirens the problem, or do they just need a better catalogue? Tegan's boyfriend thought she was a man.

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ones” Tegs has some ways to increase your gains. When were you caught with your undies showing? Tegs forgot to charge her hearing aids. Nickson blows out candles like a 5 year old. After the big Wahs win, Storme is ready to declare three words he's been holding back all year. Does Nickson's dad love Storme more than him? A little bit of PB celebration!

Kia ora whanau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “cams” Nickson had an awkward moment at the Rockshop We test what coconut cream is best We pose the ultimate Wahs vs All Blacks question Tegan manifested her whole life. The big backs BBQ nemesis Low carb objects Vici-Rose Green on the show! Thanks for having me today team! Producer Cam

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Cans” Wanna know the dark side of your starsigns? Tegan’s reading you to filth. Nickson’s convinced no one has ever legitimately found love at the gym without playing up. What’s your go to order from your local? Nickson gives us a live wine tasting on air. Listener Mosese gives us a new game to play! Storme is a Māori that ice skates… How are you unconventional in your culture? What’s a chore that only takes a few mins that you avoid at every cost? This song just speaks to Nickson, he’s convinced it has been written about him. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “courts” Tegs did something that felt illegal but technically wasn’t Strome has an out the gate hobby, we asked you to tell us your hobby & we would guess your nationality Fashion week is onnnn and Tegs said the wrong word at the wrong time (oops) Kurt from Chorus gets grilled by Nickson Which culture do you subscribe to the most? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Clothes”. A workmate found love at the gym, who do you need to thank for love? Palagi Playtime is back, this time Producer Arun took Nickson winetasting. You on a slimdown but struggling to find low cal food at the airport? Tegs has got you. Which job has the most Wahs fans? Nickson’s job in his family is the ticketmaster guy… What’s the job in your family? Tegan’s out here falling for AI. When did AI get you?? Storme admitted a very embarrassing pastime and regretted it instantly… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Horses”. Richard Kahui joins us to talk about The Classics taking on Brazil. What are you hiding from your trainer? Storme reckons he’s nailed the song to kick off the Māori kickons. Producer T-Money was playing silly games at a concert last week. Facebook Marketplace messages are getting a little out of hand. What would be in your hometown hype reel? We talk to Mils Muliaina about his darts performance over the weekend and how he lost to Stephen Donald. Tegan finds hidden lyrics in the Tokyo Drift song. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “COUNTS” Martin Devlin reveals his past life as a pro squash player. Mecca is doing the most looking out for the boyfriends who get dragged in store. Nickson is riding his BMX to feel young again… What are you doing to keep yourself young? Tofiga Fepulea’i joins us on the show to talk about his new tour “Fresh Since Ages ago”. This girl was listening to Dragons & Demons by The Herbs. What do you think she was eating at the time? Nickson witnessed something wild at St Lukes Mall. Why do you have your name? We talk to the legendary darts caller Russ Bray! ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYY!!! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chris’s” Is your iMessage turned on? Tegs used Trident coconut cream when making Oka, BLASPHEMY!!! Do you have the HEARTIEST Māori name? What’s the female version of a dap? Turn’s out kutus is content gold so we’re running it back today!! Tell us your kutu remedies. Nickson’s wife Sarah booked out the whole of chipmunks for an hour so his son Atoa could have the whole place to himself… How did you waste your parents money? Tegan’s got a list of places you can get free stuff on your bday! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bowls”. Tegan has some tips on how to end a conversation. Nickson wants to know who was your athlete crush growing up? Storme’s 31 year old mate has kutus, who’s the oldest person out there with kutus? Tegan has some tips on how to not get hungover. Nickson needed a drink in the wrong place at the wrong time. Storme has an update on the “Big Brown Slim Down” We get Nate & Randy on the show to hash out their fun run situation. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bears”. Nickson’s been hanging out with kids fixing bikes? Tegan’s Tips: Unconventional icebreakers. We bust out some DJ Sir-vere puns. What is the best thing about your local pub? What does the retirement village of the future look like? Where can’t you take your parents? How are you splitting the bill with your mates? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Eyes”. Shay from the Mai Home Run needs to relax, Nickson found out about an interaction she had with a listener… Storme accidentally flashed someone, when did someone see your bits? Nickson was bribed with 2 beers to become a Wahs supporter. What have you been bribed with? Turns out Storme is a gun at karaoke, so we put him to the test to see how good he really is… We announce the winners from our Franz Josef trip with Tegan Bingo! Storme needs to learn when to call it a night… Producer Arun is up to some strange behaviour as per. What’s something your made does that is logical but random to everyone else? We had the BEST time with the Department of Conservation in Franz Josef. We talk to our Chris Brown x Usher flyaway winner “Kitana” to see how the concert was! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer…

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: Tegs, Storme, Arun and Arju are live from Hokitika this morning! That’s RANK - Doctors edition Martin Devlin the legend gives us the sporting update ahead of a packed weekend Stromey had to do year 14, did anyone else out there have to? What happened in your hometown to make it abit yuck If Nickson were a town… he would be … The NUMBERS GAME - Nickson’s turn to guess the number Everyone has a story that starts off with ‘this one time in the south island’ what is yours? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: I think I made the quiz questions way too long today (oops) That’s RANK - Ice - in honor of going down to a glacier for Tegs bday Paddy Gower brings peptides into studio Everyone remembers the name of the fastest kid at school Nickson has a real boomer take about a store he visited recently Maia Roos the legend on the show this morning! Atoa has spoken his first word and it is not surprising that it is something that his father says Men…what do you wish women could experience? From a naughty boy at school to writing a book, Louis Davis!!! Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks acronyms Tegs birthday is the gift that keeps on giving, what do you want to win? If your name was associated with a business, what would it be? Tegs had glandular fever & it got her out of sports at school. Someone on the show has been invited to golf LOST THE PLOT, running it back again. The world is full of sad headlines atm, Nickson (of all people) brings happy news to the table We are starting rumours to keep a Tuesday interesting. You should try this. The legend Shane Cameron had a chat with Storme and Tegs about his new book! Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bugs”. Tegs got into the dumbest argument with her partner Baylee. We play “The Foley Game”! We tell the story, you make the SFX. Tegan asks the boys some fun relationship questions. What do you wanna win for Tegan’s bday? Tegs did something that felt chubby, but actually isn’t… We’re making the album “Now That’s What I Call Big Back VOL II”! What songs or noises need to be on there? Martin Devlin from the DSPN podcast is in to talk SPORT! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx